{"product_id":"the-boomer-bible","title":"The Boomer Bible","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e In the beginning there was the Holy Bible\u003cbr\u003e2 Which was a very good book indeed, but so many things happened since the beginning,\u003cbr\u003e3 That Maybe it was time for another bible,\u003cbr\u003e4 So a punk from Philadelphia wrote a new one,\u003cbr\u003e5 And so it is called \u003ci\u003eThe Boomer Bible\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cbr\u003e6 So there.\u003cbr\u003e7 And Its Past Testament tells the history of the world, including the Book of Greeks, Book of Brits, Book of Yanks, Book of Russkies, and all the other self-proclaimed Chosen Nations,\u003cbr\u003e8 And people sticking each other with pointed sticks, and acting up, which is called civilization,\u003cbr\u003e9 And also about religion and art and movies and literature, and TV, and so forth, which is why there are also the Books of Pnowlege,\u003cbr\u003e10 Including Psongs, Psayings, and Psomethings,\u003cbr\u003e11 Written just like the other Bible but without any big unpronounceable words,\u003cbr\u003e12 So that you and I might truly understand it,\u003cbr\u003e13 For a change.\u003cbr\u003e14 And Its Present Testament tells about the coming of Harry, and The Way of Harry,\u003cbr\u003e15 Who may be the messiah everybody has been waiting for,\u003cbr\u003e16 Unless he really isn't,\u003cbr\u003e17 Which is hard to say,\u003cbr\u003e18 So there.\u003cbr\u003e19 And there is also The Book of Harrier Brayer together with the Harrier Hymnal,\u003cbr\u003e20 And another Testament too,\u003cbr\u003e21 And Concordance, and a lenticular hand on the cover.\u003cbr\u003e22 And It is not for the faint of heart,\u003cbr\u003e23 Or the easily offended,\u003cbr\u003e24 Or the priggish or the prudish,\u003cbr\u003e25 But who cares,\u003cbr\u003e26 Because neither was Candide, or Swift's A Modest Proposal, or Rabelais, or Lenny Bruce\u003cbr\u003e28 Or all the other satires and satirists who felt the need to warn us when we have gone astray,\u003cbr\u003e29 Which we have,\u003cbr\u003e29 Which you'll know all about,\u003cbr\u003e31 If you read your \u003ci\u003eBoomer Bible\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cbr\u003e32 Or there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOver 87,000 copies in print.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"9781563050756","offer_id":21422757575,"sku":"9781563050756","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1210\/1100\/products\/9781563050756_4a3e01a7-cc1d-4b6a-ac85-ed1cc3d08631.jpg?v=1541538598","url":"https:\/\/workman-feed-prod.myshopify.com\/products\/the-boomer-bible","provider":"zzz_Workman Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}