{"product_id":"the-365-stupidest-things-ever-said-page-a-day-calendar-2018","title":"The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2018","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eThe perennially bestselling, jaw-droppingly harebrained\u003ci\u003e 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious round-up of sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and others saying epically dumb things. Daft political declarations: Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy. (presidential contender Ben Carson). “Insightful” sports statements: Like most NFL head coaches, that man is passionate about football. (commentator Greg Gumbel). Plus forehead-slappingly obvious headlines (FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT), questionable airport signs (Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited), head-scratching résumé mentions (I always staple at exactly a 45-degree angle), and much more buffoonery.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"9780761188971","offer_id":38226129418,"sku":"9780761188971","price":3.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1210\/1100\/products\/9780761188971.jpg?v=1621329172","url":"https:\/\/workman-feed-prod.myshopify.com\/products\/the-365-stupidest-things-ever-said-page-a-day-calendar-2018","provider":"zzz_Workman Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}