{"product_id":"home-colleging","title":"Home Colleging","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Lumpkin Home College! Why Lumpkin, you ask? Because, Bradley H. Lumpkin, you took Ceramics instead of Physics. Because \"Pot Is My Passion\" wasn't a smart topic for your college application essay. Because of that thing with the police. Because, honey, you have no choice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHome Colleging\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect book for any parent who has ever completed the grueling marathon of getting a child into college—and for every kid who survived the process. Written by two \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e alumnae and coauthors of \u003ci\u003eHow to Regain Your Virginity\u003c\/i\u003e, and illustrated throughout, this hilarious spoof revolves around Mrs. Lumpkin's plan to home-college her loser son, Bradley. The satire is spot-on: There’s the Campus: \u003ci\u003eSituated on a sweeping quarter acre in a center-hall Colonial that could use some paint\u003c\/i\u003e . . . The Mission Statement: \u003ci\u003eWe’re just trying to make the best of a bad situation.\u003c\/i\u003e The Course Catalog: \u003ci\u003eArchaeology 206: Includes a field trip to Bradley H. Lumpkin’s bed, where we will excavate for pizza crusts and coinage, as well as cell phones dating back to the early paleo-iPhone era.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Plus Student Clubs (A Cappella in the Shower), Greek Life (Feta Cheese Thursdays), Athletics—the court-ordered weekly trip to pick up litter along exits 37 to 39. But do take note: Lumpkin does not have a liquor license.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"9780761158905","offer_id":21421274631,"sku":"9780761158905","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1210\/1100\/products\/9780761158905_cfc08700-debc-4a97-8a71-16c94ddca71d.jpg?v=1541539906","url":"https:\/\/workman-feed-prod.myshopify.com\/products\/home-colleging","provider":"zzz_Workman Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}